Question by Ben Mith: How can I make myself look more like Justin Bieber?
Hey, I’m like a Justin Bieber super fan and I wanna look like him! Problem is my skin is too dark and my hair is not right. I’m thinking of bleaching my skin so I look lighter and dying my hair. Is this a excellent thought?
Answer by Jake Emery
A excellent thought is to cut off your balls, this will make you feel like Justin Bieber, then you can start looking like Justin Bieber.
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